Yeah, yeah, we get it. We know what your dirty mind is thinking. And yes, it's hilarious. We're with you. Let us know when you finally get your thoughts out of the gutter.... Ready?
We think you'd like to know that the real Route 69 is a lovely stretch of road that extends from Albert Lea, Minnesota to Port Arthur, Texas. Pick the right time of the year and you may just have yourself the perfect route to chase the storms that run through Tornado Alley.
If your final travel plans have you headed East/West, you'll find several convenient junctions. Pick up Interstate 80 in Des Moines, I-70 in Kansas City, I-40 in Checotah, OK, I-30 in Greenville, TX or I-10 in Beaumont. From Beaumont it's just a 4 hour jaunt east to New Orleans or west to San Antonio.