AUTOHYPNOTIC CREW NECK
You would think, with parts of the oceans turning pink, and advanced air filtration systems being a normal part of your daily outfit, that people would stop falling for self help, positive affirmation deals, but those guys are still raking in the money.
The Autohypnosis movement is the big thing now. The jargon isn’t any different from the old days, but now, there’s this gadget called a mood organ that you’re supposed to input your current mood, and desired state of mind into, and it plays relaxation tracks or white noise in accordance with whatever the user put in. There’s a one year waiting list for them in San Francisco and Zurich.
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